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Better out than in.
Dav explains farts
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I don’t have much to do this summer so I think I’ll write a book.”
“About what Dav?”
“A sex guide for virgins.
“About what Dav?”
“A sex guide for virgins.
Dav explains how to make the most of your summer vacation
— Dav explains the perfect thing to blog
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You just got to walk up to the bouncer and flash your tits.
Dav explains how girls get into clubs
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You gotta have a bunch of practice girls before you can play in the big leagues.
Dav explains how to justify hooking up with ugly girls
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I don’t like the Lakers or the Mavericks, and the Celtics and Lakers can suck a dick though.
Dav explains all the NBA teams that he knows
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I’m a Buccaneers fan because I already had the jersey.
Dav explains sports fan loyalty
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Nah I’m trying to chill.
Dav explains what to say to reason with his girlfriend when he’s asked to leave
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It’s five o’clock on a Friday, everyone’s just getting out of work and tryin’ to go out and have a good time.
Dav explains how weekends work (to my mother)
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I could eat like a buffalo.
Dav explains hunger
