- Dav explains his affection for the cat (who hates him)
- Dav explains his fascination with things no one actually gives a fuck about
- Dav explains his lack of manhood
- Dav explains weather conditions
- Dav explains how parking spaces can be like virgins at strip clubs
(although, I’m almost positive a large percentage of strip club customers are probably virgins sooooo…)
- Dav explains what makes him happy
- Dav explains the incompetence of today’s musical artists
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I didn’t know people went to church here. I just thought everyone got fucked up and did crazy drugs.
Dav explains his connection with jesus
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It’s okay to puke on your shoes
Dav explains getting wasted
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All show and no go.
Dav explains pimped out cars
